Tuesday, 26 October 2010


so that's out of england
and into another new life
and goodbye
so, no more blog
[unless notblogging drives me too nuts]
its been fun
for anyone coming late to this blog
and wondering what it is
well ... maybe dip into the middle somewhere
i was quite keen on
the very first one
warren buffet
the gang
then later on OMIGOD
or a mockney history of hampi
or the varanasi no dance
or the OMMM
or the ...
and a whole bunch of it
so cheerio
its been not bad
in fact
its been good

Monday, 25 October 2010

the stooges

i was 40 before i properly discovered the stooges
isn't that indescribably stupid?
have just discovered
don't split it
by subway sect
on youtube
one of the best songs ever made
the first great route out of punk
and its been on youtube 5 months
amd only 328 people have tried it
only 328!!!
for any artist this is a
v depressing thought
it is possible to make fabulous art and
no-one be interested

snow in edmonton...

fly tomorrow
its snowing in edmonton right now
priscilla is well-excited
is hopping about on the phone
couldn't they have waited?
so yes
tomorrow is the go day
the gone day
the intothenext day
i think
the last day of this blog

i was 40 before i properly discovered the stooges
isn't that indescribably stupid?

found for birth

because we were found for birth

and then bound for earth

and so we were

a him or a her

God's Alibi...

God actually invented Darwin as an

Smart eh?
God invents Darwin
who invents evolution
which absolves God

Smart eh?
He’s not god for nothing?

she doesn't exist

This is a found poem.
It was related to me by a man who picked me up whilst hitch-hiking from London to Bristol a good few years back.


I met this girl, she said she'd become always scared
I'm always scared, she said, I can't stop
she was twenty, she'd been on the road since thirteen
thin girl, khaki and black
thin face round cheeks blonde dreads
three years ago she was on the roads protest
she was there when they got evicted
the police kept the journalists out
they beamed in their mikes
but all they heard was shouting and screaming
it was private security, with pick-axe handles
backed up by the old bill
they were smart, they only hit the soft bits
no broken bones no fractured skulls
they did her for resisting arrest
which was running away from a screaming maniac with a pick-axe handle
she was out on bail when they did the others
and they got like six months and four months
and she couldn't handle that
so she did a runner
and now she doesn't exist
no dole no college no numbers no nothing
she’s living up a tree by a quarry in somerset
and she doesn't exist
she's outside life
she's given up the weed
but there's loads she don't remember
her eyes are glazed and she's not quite there
and she's always scared
she can't stop
she's always scared

Sunday, 24 October 2010

a cartoon man...

a cartoon man pulling the
ceiling down and the
floor up,
and using them as handholds to
swing round
kicking out the walls